Conversations with a drunk Aerial.

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Conversations with a drunk Aerial.

Post by Totengott on 1st August 2011, 3:56 am

Context: Aerial asked me to make a new menu graphic for her Tactical Doom mod, while she was apparently drinking rum and warm beer. Shortly after she got drunk and her text stopped making sense. Not Proville worthy but still quite fun.

♥ Heather ♥ says
you know
you know you life gone to shti

Sebastián González says
how do I do that btw? it'll look a little retarded if I use the same doom logo

♥ Heather ♥ says
when you are alone
and drunk

Sebastián González says
yes

♥ Heather ♥ says
and livgin with your mom
D:
idk how you dotaht
XD
you the sprite doer perosn
ew
beer warm
i wikl just down it
Very Happy

Sebastián González says
your spelling is shit, I can't understand you very well
you bloody drunk
hahaha

♥ Heather ♥ says
Xd
urmom

Sebastián González says
nah my mom is sleeping

♥ Heather ♥ says
is she hot
/
XD

Sebastián González says
ugh haha
lets say she looks younger than she really is

♥ Heather ♥ says
i leik older women
^_^
mymom
iw like
wtf
seh like
43? i think XD
and has body of like
soemone my age
XD

Sebastián González says
haha

♥ Heather ♥ says
i hoerp i end up like that

Sebastián González shares


♥ Heather ♥ says
tho idk i dont look much like mymum

Sebastián González says
there is it, finished

♥ Heather ♥ says
i like
go ther hair and eyes
that it

Sebastián González says
unless you don't like it, lol
I'm not following your idea Heather
"i like
go ther hair and eyes
that it"
lol

♥ Heather ♥ says
my mosm
i got her heir
and eyes'
that it
D:

Sebastián González says
ooo
ok

♥ Heather ♥ says
i show umm
chicken fuck ghuy
he hasent answerd yet
XD

The "chicken fuck ghuy" was Ghastly, I was talking to him too in hopes he would help me understand what she was saying.

Sebastián González says
I did

♥ Heather ♥ says
did i tell you
um

Sebastián González says
showed it to him instead because you're drunk
XD

♥ Heather ♥ says
my new nameon umm
doom?
XD
ninja moneky
haha XD
idk why
sumthin remnidned me of umm
the ninja monekys on runescape
XD

Sebastián González says
let me try to understand that, your new alias in Doom is ninja monkey

♥ Heather ♥ says
ya
XD
lol
i sen this cool monkey shir
i wanted it

Sebastián González says
did you saw the finished logo?

♥ Heather ♥ says
i ask umm
chicken fuck huy
if he liked
he said it good>
XD
so i guess XD

Sebastián González says
ok...
I seriously had trouble understanding that

Then I got bored and decided to troll her by making as much sense as she was.

Sebastián González says
CHICKETY CHINA
CHINESSE CHICKEN

♥ Heather ♥ says
xD
im hungry now
xd

Sebastián González says
TODAY I BUILT A TOWER AND FIRED POTATOES AT IT USING A PIGEON THEN I SAID HI TO A TREE AND THE TREE GAVE ME TUNA I BURIED THE TUNA THEN WAITED FOR 5 DAYS TO DIG IT UP BUT WHEN I DID I JUST FOUND AN INCREDIBLE WINDWHEEL AND IT TALKED TO ME THEN WE WENT TO THE HEAVENS AND PLAYED JAZZ AND THE ONLY ONE WATCHING US WAS A LADDER THAT WAS USELESS BECAUSE IT WOULDN'T WEAR A BLUE HAT

♥ Heather ♥ says
Xd
huj

Meanwhile, with Ghastly:

Sebastián González says
abusing drunk people is fun

BadLag says
XD!
Okay, I think I translated her opinion of the latest version of that graphic

Sebastián González says
haha

BadLag says
She said the Doom part needs a bit more depth and shading, and needs to be slightly bigger. *Shrug*

Sebastián González says
okay DX
http://imageshack.us/f/233/mdoom.png/
what about now?

BadLag says
Show her. XD

Sebastián González says
she's not answering me
she probably got confused or something
XD

BadLag says
It happens to blondes. D:
XD

Sebastián González says
yeah

BadLag says
BadLag says:
*So, while you're totally sloshed...
*Got any more pictures from when you were modelling? :3
*(I'm joking)
♥ Heather says:
*fuk u
*d;

Back with Aerial.

Sebastián González says
huj?
I think you meant hug
I THINK I'LL CROSS THE OCEAN RIDING A FLYING BUFFALO NOW
MAYBE I'LL FIND UNDERWATER NAPKINS
OH LOOK HOW THE RAINBOW ENGULFS THE CRAB'S FINGERS!

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Sebastián González says
LOOK NOW
THE BLOOD IS BIGGER AND FATTER NOW, PERFECT FOR THE RITUAL, WE'LL BE ABLE TO SUMMON THOSE UNDEGROUND YELLOW BEARS NOW
AND USE THEM AS SHOES
why are you not answering me? D:

♥ Heather ♥ says
hi

Sebastián González says
HI

♥ Heather ♥ says
let me
se first one

Sebastián González says
WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME
SO ALONE

♥ Heather ♥ says
acn
i ask one thing?

Sebastián González says
sure

♥ Heather ♥ says
mak
1 more
new leters
size betwen first and second
;o

Sebastián González says
what?

♥ Heather ♥ says
teh nsprite

Sebastián González says
yes?
what do you want me to do?

♥ Heather ♥ says
1 mor
umm
teh uh
letering from new one
but mak umm
size of it
betwene the first and secnd

I didn't understand what she wanted, so I just sent her the same sprite in hopes she would leave me alone.

Sebastián González says
oh ok
http://imageshack.us/f/801/mdooml.png/
THERE

♥ Heather ♥ says
uh
same as last?
xd

Sebastián González says
no

♥ Heather ♥ says
i chek
sam
ya

Sebastián González says
no it's not
you're drunk
don't disscuss that shit to me

♥ Heather ♥ says
no
it same

Sebastián González says
no it's not

♥ Heather ♥ says
ye
i chek
-.-

Sebastián González says
and I'm telling you it's not the same
you're drunk

♥ Heather ♥ says
omg
it is
saem size
gr
sam as last
-.-

Sebastián González says
YOU'RE SO STUBBORN
IT'S NOT THE SAME
YOU'RE DRUNK AND YOU CAN'T DISTINGUISH IT

♥ Heather ♥ says
what difrent
a?
/

Sebastián González says
I did what you told me to do
I "mak q more new leters size betwen first and second"
then I "1 mor umm teh uh letering from new one but mak size of it"

♥ Heather ♥ says
it smae as last one
-.-

Sebastián González says
I'm telling you it's not

♥ Heather ♥ says
whast difertn
?

Sebastián González says
Sebastián González says
I did what you told me to do
I "mak q more new leters size betwen first and second"
then I "1 mor umm teh uh letering from new one but mak size of it"

♥ Heather ♥ says
-.-
no
lte me try to explan
on
forst sprite
leters smal
second
bigers and look difrent
i want new sprite
wit
doom
in
leters from secodn sprite
but
size btewen
the first
and second
-.-

Sebastián González says
oooo you want a frost sprite with letters that are snail, second a burger that looks different

Between her and Ghastly.

♥ Heather says:
*tle hiom i said fuk off
*-.-
BadLag says:
*Before or after he does the sprite? XD
♥ Heather says:
*aftre
*l
BadLag says:
*XD

Back in our conversation. (I copy-pasted what she told to Ghastly).

Sebastián González says
I'll gladly fuck you after I make the spriet
sprite*

♥ Heather ♥ says
bt
i dont wnt penis
-.-

Sebastián González says
but you do want a frost sprite with letters that are snail, second a burger that looks different right?

♥ Heather ♥ says
-.-

Sebastián González says
what is that -.-?
a miniature pogostick?
ok I'll stop messing with you
give me five minutes to do what you want
almost done

♥ Heather ♥ says
i burp taset lik rum
;o

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Sebastián González says
there is the sprite
a frost sprite with letters that are snail, second a burger that looks different
oh, that's a waffle
my bad

♥ Heather ♥ says
-.-

Sebastián González says
I LOVE YOU

♥ Heather ♥ says
why
nodo?>

Sebastián González says
I did, you asked me for a frost sprite with letters that are snail, second a burger that looks different
then again, I don't quite understand drunkards

Between me and Ghastly.

BadLag says
She asks if you're working on it or not. If not, she's going to bed. XD

Sebastián González says
Tell her she can go to bed only if she touches the the red horse's nose with sushi
(I'm going to finish it tomorrow)

BadLag says
Eh, she said she'll use the other one. *Shrug*

Sebastián González says
hahahaha ok XD

BadLag says
Oh, she's joking. XD

Sebastián González says
tell her to go to bed already
I'll do it tomorrow

BadLag says
K
Er, I did. She wants to post the waffle one in the thread. XD

Sebastián González says
ahaahahah ok!
I got no problem with that
XD
lmao she did
XD

Back with Heather.

♥ Heather ♥ says
Xd
lok at
tha
sthead
http://www.skulltag.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=371190#p371190

Sebastián González says
that is quite a piece of art
now my dear, you better go to sleep

♥ Heather ♥ says
ya
but
un
forgot bouyt the sprite
ill use
second
k/

Sebastián González says
okay, too bad you forgot to boat the sprite

♥ Heather ♥ says
-.-
fguk off
nite

Sebastián González says
good night

♥ Heather ♥ says
fuck
off

Sebastián González says
dream with whales

Ghastly:

BadLag says
XD
Well, I should get to bed, too.
(She gets lonely =V)
> gets shot

Sebastián González says
rofl
good night

BadLag says
I really need to stop joking like that. XD

Sebastián González says
no one will take you to seriously if you keep doing it
honest opinion
haha

BadLag says
Eh
Anywho, g'night

Sebastián González says
you dream with whales too
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Re: Conversations with a drunk Aerial.

Post by Bojan on 1st August 2011, 8:28 am

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HI


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Re: Conversations with a drunk Aerial.

Post by Bojan on 1st August 2011, 8:29 am

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Re: Conversations with a drunk Aerial.

Post by Ruin on 1st August 2011, 10:07 am

Tactical Doom Waffles sound delicious.


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