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This one happened in #DRZ.

<NzY> hilary is a force that we should all fear
22:50 <NzY> hilary>satan
22:50 <Set_Abominae> take your hilary duff and shove it up your ass
22:50 <Set_Abominae> ASS
22:50 <Baphomet> she will eventually fall to lindsey lohan
22:50 <NzY> lmao
22:50 <Set_Abominae> ALL
22:50 <Set_Abominae> FEAR
22:50 <Set_Abominae> THE
22:50 <Cyber_> NO
22:50 <NzY> HILARY
22:50 <Set_Abominae> SENTINEL!
22:50 <NzY> !!!!!!O/
22:50 <Cyber_> HILARY SENTINEL WTF
22:50 <NzY> hahaha
22:50 <Cyber_> OH GOD WHAT HAVE WE CREATED
22:50 <Set_Abominae> I blame MiFU
22:50 <Baphomet> fund it
22:51 <Cyber_> maybe it'll sell like the ipad
22:51 <Baphomet> lolol horrible name
22:51 <NzY> haha
22:51 <Cyber_> ja
22:51 <NzY> hilary sentinal
22:51 <NzY> ftw
22:51 Cyber_ is now known as Cypad
22:51 <NzY> oshi
22:51 <Baphomet> ipad, now with wifi wings for extra packet loss prevention
22:51 <Cypad> oh shi
22:51 NzY is now known as NzYpad
22:51 <Cypad> oh god
22:51 <NzYpad> O/
22:51 <Cypad> \O
22:52 Set_Abominae is now known as JohnnyCash
22:52 <JohnnyCash> Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.
22:52 <Baphomet> +pad
22:52 [432] <BFF>Cyber Erroneous Nickname
22:52 Cypad is now known as [BFF]Cyber
22:52 <NzYpad> johnnycashpad haha
22:52 <Baphomet> zomg
22:52 <[BFF]Cyber> oh
22:52 <[BFF]Cyber> OH
22:52 <[BFF]Cyber> OHHHHHHH YEAH
22:52 JohnnyCash has quit IRC [Killed (OperServ (Requested: Impersonation is not permitted here.))]
22:53 <[BFF]Cyber> lmao
22:53 <NzYpad> rofl
22:53 <Baphomet> ROFL
22:53 <NzYpad> we win
22:53 <NzYpad> O/
22:53 <Baphomet> BFF
22:53 JohnnyCash has joined #drz
22:53 JohnnyCash has quit IRC [Killed (OperServ (Requested: Impersonation is not permitted here.))]
22:53 <NzYpad> O/
22:53 <[BFF]Cyber> BFF CRASH CASH
22:53 <NzYpad> O/
22:53 <[BFF]Cyber> \O
22:53 <Baphomet> http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u124 ... 06/bff.jpg
22:53 <NzYpad> im seriously about to throw up taquitos
22:53 <NzYpad> i ate 10 too many
22:53 Set_Abominae has joined #drz
22:53 Mode change [+qo Set_Abominae Set_Abominae] on #drz by ChanServ
22:54 <Set_Abominae> dem fgtz.
22:54 <Baphomet> BFF, crashing vaginas since before the dawn of time

PLENTY

Cyber was kicked from #sos by KalFoxis (Your arrogance will be your downfall very soon )
Cyber has joined #sos
<Cyber> 12:36 <[WOLF]Kal_Foxis> I dont duel trollers xD
<Cyber> 12:36 <Faerlyn> someone is scared obviously
<Cyber> 12:36 <[PRO]James> obviously
<Cyber> 12:37 <[WOLF]Kal_Foxis> go play with your mom :p
<Cyber> 12:37 [WOLF]Kal_Foxis has left #zdplayers ["Leaving"]
<Cyber> 12:37 <[D]Blaze> Legion-R
<Cyber> 12:37 <[oF]Fate> epic rage quit
<Cyber> 12:37 <derrida> obviously what its not so obvioulsy as it looks
<Cyber> 12:37 <[PRO]James> poor kid
<Cyber> EVEN ZDERS ARE LAUGHING AT YOU
<Cyber> O/
<Aerial> lol
<X-Ray> fucking caboose
<Ruin> james makes him nervous
<Ruin> obviously
<Cyber> obviously
<Cyber> oh shit
<Cyber> saber's on
<Cyber> anyone wanna try to help persuade him into getting in?
<Cyber> eh...crap brb
<X-Ray> ah saber he has huge dx blood in him
Mode change [+b Aerial!*@*] on #sos by KalFoxis
Mode change [+b Cyber!*@*] on #sos by KalFoxis
Mode change [+b Ruin!*@*] on #sos by KalFoxis
KalFoxis has left #sos [Leaving]

<`[SOS]Slice`> awesome
<`[SOS]Slice`> apparently Kal has quit my clan and Doom
<`[SOS]Slice`> you know, I don't get it, do you honest to God
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<MP2E> SAUCE
<`[SOS]Slice`> have nothing better to do, then to troll peeps or somethin
<MP2E> no
<MP2E> you must program
<`[SOS]Slice`> not talkin to you Imp2e
<MP2E> gogo
<`[SOS]Slice`> I mean Cybah
<`[SOS]Slice`> Ruin
<`[SOS]Slice`> and Aerial


Looks like we owned kal pretty bad.

Epic ownage O/

From August 8th, 2009.
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Bojan's post

21:41 <FeRnAnD0> hey bojan
21:41 <Bojan-> hello
21:41 <FeRnAnD0> hiya
21:41 <FeRnAnD0> hey you are admin?
21:41 <FeRnAnD0> =)
21:41 <Bojan-> yeah
21:41 <FeRnAnD0> recluitment
21:41 <FeRnAnD0> ^^
21:42 <Bojan-> ?
21:42 <FeRnAnD0> :S
21:42 <Bojan-> You mean recruitment?
21:42 <FeRnAnD0> yes
21:42 <Bojan-> I see, so you want to join pro?
21:42 <FeRnAnD0> sisi
21:42 <FeRnAnD0> yes
21:42 <Bojan-> no
21:42 <FeRnAnD0> why? :S
21:42 <FeRnAnD0> duel
21:43 <Bojan-> We're full
21:43 <FeRnAnD0> why not :S
21:43 <FeRnAnD0> hey
21:43 <FeRnAnD0> why no?
21:43 <Bojan-> 21:43 <Bojan-> We're full
21:43 <FeRnAnD0> 1 plz
21:43 <FeRnAnD0> me :S
21:43 <FeRnAnD0> me too
21:44 <FeRnAnD0> one :S
21:44 <FeRnAnD0> bojan :S
21:44 <Bojan-> no
21:44 <FeRnAnD0> plz man
21:45 <FeRnAnD0> totengut off tag
21:45 <FeRnAnD0> pleaes
21:45 <Bojan-> What about tottengott?
21:45 <FeRnAnD0> yes
21:45 <Bojan-> You want me to kick him so you can join?
21:45 <FeRnAnD0> go duel
21:45 <FeRnAnD0> yes
21:45 <FeRnAnD0> please
21:46 <FeRnAnD0> aaaaaaaaaaaah
21:46 <Bojan-> So you want me to kick someone whos been in the clan for a very long time so you can join?
21:46 <FeRnAnD0> :,(
21:46 <FeRnAnD0> :'(
21:46 <FeRnAnD0> yes
21:46 <Bojan-> I see.
21:46 <FeRnAnD0> =/
21:46 <Bojan-> Why do you think you should be allowed in pro?
21:46 <FeRnAnD0> ok
21:47 <FeRnAnD0> hmm a good clan
21:47 <FeRnAnD0> is a very good clan.
21:47 <FeRnAnD0> bojan
21:48 <Bojan-> Yes the clan is good, but why should you join?
21:48 <FeRnAnD0> :=(
21:48 <FeRnAnD0> mm me join
21:48 <FeRnAnD0> :S
21:48 <FeRnAnD0> idk
21:48 <FeRnAnD0> is good
21:48 <FeRnAnD0> hey
21:49 <Bojan-> hi
21:49 <FeRnAnD0> ok duel?
21:49 <Bojan-> no
21:49 <FeRnAnD0> wY?
21:49 <FeRnAnD0> wwhy
21:49 <Bojan-> I don't duel
21:49 <FeRnAnD0> me join in <pro> plz
21:49 <FeRnAnD0> :/
21:49 <Bojan-> no
21:49 <FeRnAnD0> tagged
21:49 <FeRnAnD0> why!!?
21:49 <FeRnAnD0> ='(
21:49 <FeRnAnD0> bojan plz
21:50 <Bojan-> no
21:50 <FeRnAnD0> :/
21:50 <FeRnAnD0> bye
21:50 <FeRnAnD0> james is admin -.-
21:50 <Bojan-> Nope
21:50 <Bojan-> I'm the admin
21:50 <FeRnAnD0> yes
21:50 <FeRnAnD0> ok join in pro
21:50 <FeRnAnD0> 1 chance please
21:50 <Bojan-> no
21:50 <FeRnAnD0> !!
21:51 <FeRnAnD0> bye :S
21:51 <Bojan-> Bye
21:51 <FeRnAnD0> why me no in pro?
21:52 <Bojan-> Because you're rubbish
21:52 <FeRnAnD0> ah your mother
21:53 <FeRnAnD0> your mother is rubbisH!
21:53 <Bojan-> No your mother is rubbish!
21:53 <FeRnAnD0> no your family.
21:53 <FeRnAnD0> gay fagggot.
21:53 FeRnAnD0 has quit IRC [Quit: Quitting]





Sorry tote, you're out of pro to make way for Fernandooooooo!

I knew this day would come, you can't have two South Americans in the clan. I had a good time, bye everyone.
























NUB!

* BFFBot .....internal program uploaded to the internet.
<pl0x> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* BFFBot ......Scanning #skulltag.
<pl0x> Well we're fucked now.
* Destraudo gives BFFBot Conficker A, B, and Downadup32
* pl0x infects BFFbot with a worm virus
* BFFBot ....Now Crashing Conficker ABCDE virus.
<Destraudo> Unfortunately for you, Anti, I happen to be an ANDROID!! Your AIDS didn't do a thing!
* BFFBot ....Now Crashing Downadup32 virus.
* Anti-SI gives Bffbot aids and herpes
<Destraudo> Damn, that bot is good
* BFFBot now Crashing worm virus
<pl0x> BFFbot crash yourself.
<Destraudo> Hmm...
BFFBot was kicked from #skulltag by wildweasel (weasel pulls BFFBot's battery.)
wildweasel was kicked from #skulltag by ChanServ (That user is protected.)
BFFBot has joined #skulltag
Mode change [+o BFFBot] on #skulltag by ChanServ
<M> [BFFBot] 12:25 <KalFoxis> I have any excuse that I see fits the situation cyber
<Destraudo> hahahahah
<pl0x> OWNED
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<Anti-SI> GzBFFbot
<wildweasel> Damn.
<wildweasel> No wonder nobody tried that
* BFFBot crashed wildweasel

Haha that was a good one!

<[THAT]Sold13r> <[THAT]Pussy> white guys here in texas dont have big dicks :I : You would know wouldn't you.
<Whiplash> SHEEET
<[THAT]Fucker> lemme try torrenting again
<[THAT]Fucker> hang on
<[THAT]Pussy> yes i would
<[THAT]Pussy>
* MytiS walks away
<[THAT]Sold13r> Lol
<[THAT]Sold13r> Typical.
<Whiplash> way to admit what pretty much everyone here is thinking
<[THAT]Fucker> ^
<Tib> owned
<Tib> owned
<Tib> owned
<Tib> owned
<[THAT]Pussy> wat u guys dont think im a virgin do u
<[THAT]Fucker> Whiplash: PM
<Whiplash> ROFL
<Whiplash> no
<[THAT]Fucker> [THAT]Pussy: No, thats the furthest what we are thinking
<Tib> far from it mere
<Tib> :VV:V:V:V:V:V:V:V:V:V:"V:V:V::V:V:V:V:V:V:VV
<[THAT]Sold13r> <[THAT]Pussy> wat u guys dont think im a virgin do u : Let me say something.
<[THAT]Sold13r> HELL TO FUCK NO.
<Tib> owned
<Whiplash> lets just say, someone made hoop earrings for a reason
<Tib> owned
<Tib> owned
<Tib> owned
<[THAT]Fucker> LOL
<Tib> L
<[THAT]Fucker> LOL
<Tib> O
<Tib> L
<Tib> LOL
<[THAT]Sold13r> <Whiplash> lets just say, someone made hoop earrings for a reason
<[THAT]Pussy> im lost
<[THAT]Sold13r> L
<[THAT]Sold13r> O
<[THAT]Sold13r> L
<[THAT]Sold13r> That was epic.
<[THAT]Sold13r> New quote.
<[THAT]Fucker> LOL
<MytiS> ^
<Tib> LOL