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Proville 6: 18+




(FYI these logs are from Remmirath's p.o.v)



Proville 6: 18+


As we all know, Queen Bojan of Proville is the master of trickery. However, I must warn you. The following story goes deeper than Queen Bojan has ever been before... and it's not for the faint-hearted.


One day in the town of Proville, Queen Bojan and peasant Remmi were playing around, making fun, until peasant Remmi came out with something revolting!

<Remmirath> you would shit your pants
<Remmirath> oh yeah bby
<Remmirath> cam
<Remmirath> come on
<Remmirath> poopies

This disgusted Queen Bojan! So she started thinking...
'Shall I play a game?' she thought mischievously. Queen Bojan had thought of a devious plan to make the peasant Remmi look and feel like a fool!

And this is how the story began...

<#14Remmirath#> my sister is 27
<Bojan> your sister is OAP
<#14Remmirath#> no
<#14Remmirath#> >Sad
<Bojan> yes xD
<#14Remmirath#> no
<#14Remmirath#> Sad
<#14Remmirath#> ur just young
<#14Remmirath#> also when is ur birthday?
<Bojan> guess :S
<Bojan> GUESS
<#14Remmirath#> hmm
<#14Remmirath#> february, 14th?
<Bojan> no
<#14Remmirath#> hmmm
<#14Remmirath#> march?
<Bojan> yes
<#14Remmirath#> 16
<Bojan> no
[...]
<#14Remmirath#> 8
<Bojan> yes
<#14Remmirath#> Very Happy
<Bojan> now what year
<#14Remmirath#> 1992
<Bojan> no
<#14Remmirath#> 91
<Bojan> no
<#14Remmirath#> 93
<Bojan> no
<#14Remmirath#> 94
<Bojan> no
#00[02:25] <#14Remmirath#> 90
<Bojan> no
<#14Remmirath#> Neutral
<Bojan> 95
<Bojan> D:
<#14Remmirath#> ur a kid
<Bojan> yea D:
<#14Remmirath#> gtfoooooooooooo
<#14Remmirath#> u told me u were 18+
<Bojan> RoFL
<Bojan> AND U FUCKIN
<Bojan> BELIEVED
<Bojan> xD
<#14Remmirath#> YES
<#14Remmirath#> D:

And so the bait was taken like an emo kid to a razor blade, just what Queen Bojan had hoped for! But that is not the end of this story! The story continues..

<#14Remmirath#> ur 15
<#14Remmirath#> u damn kid
<#14Remmirath#> kiddo
<Bojan> Very Happy
<Bojan> kiddy
<Bojan> ur a pedo
<Bojan> Very Happy
<#14Remmirath#> i never hit on u
<Bojan> all the time bby :3
<#14Remmirath#> if i wanna do that
<#14Remmirath#> ooooh boy
<#14Remmirath#> then ill look like a pedo
<Bojan> yes u are a pedo
<#14Remmirath#> no
<#14Remmirath#> u


Over on #PRO street, the arguing continues..

<@Bojan> Remmirath is a pedo xD
<@Bojan> chatting up 15 year old girls
<@Bojan> D:
<#14@Remmirath#> odd, you go to work
<#14@Remmirath#> and you go to college
<#14@Remmirath#> how come ur 15?
<@Bojan> college one day a week to do a course provided by my high school
<@Bojan> and i work illegally
<@Bojan> RoFL
<#14@Remmirath#> sooooooooooooooooooooooo ok i'm gonna get u arrested working illegally like a mexican
<@Bojan> there's no proof
<@Bojan> so
<@Bojan> urmom
<#14@Remmirath#> theres proof
<#14@Remmirath#> u
<@Bojan> urmom
<#14@Remmirath#> urmom
[…]
* Bojan is now known as urmom
<@urmom> remmi is a pedo
<@urmom> u r a pedo
<#06@Eruanna#> remmi's the pedo bear
<@urmom> Eruanna has he ever asked for your little brothers phone number?
<@urmom> he's asked me
<@urmom> my brother is 11 years old
<@urmom> how sick is that
<@urmom> Remmirath i wanna throw up in your mouth
<@urmom> then glue it shut
<@urmom> so you have to swallow
<#06@Eruanna#> bojan he's never asked me that
<#06@Eruanna#> (thank god)
<#07Wartorn#> (thank god)
<@urmom> (thank god)
<#14@Remmirath#> sick fuck
<@urmom> you just wish i would do it
<#14@Remmirath#> no thanks...
<#14@Remmirath#> /ignore Bojan
<@urmom> just so you can have a bit of me inside you
<#14@Remmirath#> ok bye
<#14@Remmirath#> fuck off
<@urmom> remmirage
<#07Wartorn#> pedobojan
<@urmom> i am not the pedo here !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* @urmom (~Bojan) Quit (Killed (Remmirath (sick fuck#))#)

Evidently, this new revelation about Queen Bojan's age was getting too much for the peasant Remmi!

<#07Wartorn#> rofl
* Bojan (~Bojan) has joined #pro
<Bojan> that was RUDE
<#14@Remmirath#> mlyp
<#14@Remmirath#> gross as fuck
<#14@Remmirath#> do it again
<#14@Remmirath#> and you'll get a gline
<@Bojan> COMING FROM YOU
<@Bojan> cyber kill him
<+Kitty> remmi is sensitive
<@Bojan> metal kill him
<@Bojan> eruanna kill him
<@Bojan> remmi is a girl
@Bojan (~Bojan) Quit (Killed (Remmirath (remmi kill bojan#))#)

Peasant Remmi was fuming now! He could not take it for much longer! But, unfortunately for him..

* Disconnected

The powers that be killed him. They had had enough!
This was hilarious for Queen Bojan!

<@bojan> remmirage
<@bojan> major rage
<@bojan> remmi got killed ?????? :O
<#06@Eruanna#> yeah
<#14@Remmirath#> yes bojan
<@bojan> GOOD
<@bojan> YOU STUPID WHORE
<@bojan> OP ABUSE
<#14@Remmirath#> umad
<@bojan> OP ABUSE
<#14@Remmirath#> rofl

Back the Proville palace, Queen Bojan decided... it was time.

<bojan> you will shit yourself
<#14Remmirath#> Greetings! If this is a message concerning a ban, hacker, or troll, please bring the issue to #ststaff (and speak it in channel). If you need help with IRC related issues including your account and/or channels, please take the issue to #staff. Thanks!
<bojan> come on
<bojan> go on cam
<bojan> for poopies
<#14Remmirath#> i need to go to bed
<#14Remmirath#> stfu
<bojan> GO TO BED THEN
<#14Remmirath#> im about to
<#14Remmirath#> whore
<bojan> you are mean :'(
<#14Remmirath#> why did u lie to me about ur age then? >Sad
<#14Remmirath#> never lie to me
<#14Remmirath#> you'll suffer!

It was confirmed! Peasant Remmi had fallen into Queen Bojan's trap! But Queen Bojan then started to feel sorry for poor peasant Remmi..

<bojan> wut
<bojan> u srs
<#14Remmirath#> you told me you were 19
<#14Remmirath#> *18
<#14Remmirath#> lol
<bojan> yes
<bojan> ur an idiot remmi
<bojan> i thought u were used to me
<bojan> I AM 18
<bojan> YOU ARE NOT A PEDO
<bojan> xD
<#14Remmirath#> then wtf
#00[02:46] <#14Remmirath#> ok die
#00[02:46] <#14Remmirath#> Razz
[02:46] <bojan> D:<
#00[02:47] <#14Remmirath#> h8 such jokes!
#00[02:47] <#14Remmirath#> Razz
[02:47] <bojan> h8 u more
#00[02:47] <#14Remmirath#> h8 u too
[02:47] <bojan> Very Happy
#00[02:47] <#14Remmirath#> Very Happy
[02:47] <bojan> i love makin u rage Very Happy
[02:47] <bojan> why did u believe me
#00[02:47] <#14Remmirath#> i love raging
[02:47] <bojan> D:<
#00[02:47] <#14Remmirath#> becuz
[02:47] <bojan> rofl!
#00[02:47] <#14Remmirath#> u sounded sincere before
[02:47] <bojan> i act like a child, so therefore i must be one
#00[02:47] <#14Remmirath#> hmm
#00[02:48] <#14Remmirath#> then you shoulda said "2005" as your birth date
[02:48] <bojan> i dont look 15 fu D:<
#00[02:48] <#14Remmirath#> in fact
#00[02:48] <#14Remmirath#> u look 18
#00[02:48] <#14Remmirath#> Razz
[02:48] <bojan> most people think i'm in my 20's so fu more !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#00[02:48] <#14Remmirath#> OK!
#00[02:48] <#14Remmirath#> FINE
#00[02:48] <#14Remmirath#> I FELL FOR IT
[02:48] <bojan> fucking
#00[02:48] <#14Remmirath#> because your posting is weird
[02:48] <bojan> i wish i had logs
[02:48] <bojan> BASTARD
#00[02:49] <#14Remmirath#> cant figure out if you're joking or ur srs
[02:49] <bojan> send me logs
#00[02:49] <#14Remmirath#> pay me
[02:49] <bojan> Very Happy
#00[02:49] <#14Remmirath#> £100
[02:49] <bojan> i'll give you one dollar


And so Queen Bojan have peasant Remmi that $1. After all, he is a peasant, he needed it.. Sad

Once again, Queen Bojan has fooled another Proville civillian. Will this be the last? Something tells me there is more to come....




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Post on 16th December 2010, 3:44 pm by Goliath

Bunch of savages in this town.

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Post on 16th December 2010, 6:29 pm by Totengott

Specially you.

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Post on 16th December 2010, 8:42 pm by Goliath

At least you recognize. <3

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